Conspiracy theories that I believe...

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Bilderberg, etc.

Those secret organizations where a bunch of rich people meet? They really do have rich people meeting. And they definitely talk about the "work" of being and staying super rich...

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... but it's not really to coordinate how the world runs. It's just rich people hanging out and bullshitting with each other about how cool it is to be rich.

"Disappearing" flights

Some of those small planes that disappear in the middle of nowhere are taken down by this government or that government...

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... the reasons for this are probably way more mundane than we'd think. Something like "the dude on this flight is involved in a trade deal that this other country depends on in order to make cheap oil for this other country which might later become an enemy of this future ally of our country".

Bermuda triangle

There are a lot of flights disappearing in the Bermuda triangle...

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... it's really hard to navigate 'round those parts, so they crash.

Surveillance

They (the NSA, or whatever your country's equivalent organization is) really are monitoring everything you say online.

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... they just are unlikely to actually care. Too much data, too little time.

MLK assassination

MLK was killed right after he spoke out about Vietnam...

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... because his assassin hated strong black leaders, not because he cared about Vietnam.

(Sorry, Zack de la Rocha).

Cancer-causing ingredients

There are a ton of ingredients in various products and foods that will give you cancer...

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... but you'll die of inumerable other things first.

Anthrax

Bruce Ivins was set up as the fall guy for the 2001 Anthrax attacks...

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... because the FBI was getting desperate, and he was an easy pick. He was kinda a weird dude and that made it easier. Especially once he killed himself -- after that, he couldn't defend himself.

9/11

9/11 was a conspiracy ...

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... A bunch of terrorists conspired to undertake a coordinated attack against the US. Most coordinated criminal actions are conspiracies, sorta by definition.

FEMA camps

FEMA has plans for camps that could be filled with thousands of Americans...

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... because after a major natural disaster, there's gonna be a lot of people without homes.